Here is the list of everyone who is 100% guaranteed to be more evil than Satan himself.

THE LIST:

• 1. My dad for spanking me for staying up after 8:00 PM.
• 2. Disney because they ruined Snow White. Oh and the copyright stuff I guess.
• 3. The father of Rudolph's girlfriend for being a jerk.
• 4. Santa for putting me on the naughty list because I drew penises on my parents' bedroom's walls.

BTW, this list is 100% satire!