Here is the list of everyone who is 100% guaranteed to be more evil than Satan himself.

My name is Jimmy John Jackson Jr. and my parents gave me a website so I made this list of people I think are more evil than Satan.

THE LIST:

• 1. My dad for spanking me for staying up after 8:00 PM.
• 2. Disney because they ruined Snow White. Oh and the copyright stuff I guess.
• 3. The father of Rudolph's girlfriend for being a jerk.
• 4. Santa for putting me on the naughty list because I drew penises on my parents' bedroom's walls.
• 5. The insert button on my keyboard. It sucks!
• 6. The shift button cuz everytime I press it five times it activates "sticky keys". WTF IS STICKY KEYS!? FUCK THE SHIFT BUTTON!!!
• 7. My principal. No further information needed.
• 8. My gut for not digesting food correctly so now I have diarrhea and I shit the bed now.
• 9. My dad again for spanking me for shitting on his bed.
• 10. My crush for saying I'm not her type. She's a whore ass bitch and my mom says so to.
• 11. Taxes. IDK what they are but my dad hates them.
• 12. The cops for arresting my friend Jason after he stole a candy bar and then robbed the gas station. Now I understand why cops are bastards! Pig-ass donut eaters.
• 13. 13 for being unlucky! I HATE 13!
• 14. The coding for this website! I had to ask my buddy Jason for help and he's in juvie!
• 15. Long words because I kan't speel correctlying!
• 16. TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT!!! FUCK HER AND HER SHITTY MUSIC!!!! GREEN DAY IS BETTER!!!!
• 17. YouTube for adding 30-second unskippable ads and not letting me post videos about Austrian painters!
• 18. My little sister. I'm pretty sure she's the super-Antichrist.
• 19. My dad, again, for spanking me because I called him a faggot.
• 20. Johnny Rotten for dissing on Green Day! FUCK YOU, YOU OLD CRUMPET-MUNCHING DOUCHEMONKEY!!!! GREEN DAY IS TRUE HARDCORE PUNK AND SEX PISTOLS IS A SHITTY POP GROUP!!!
• 21. The casino for stealing my uncle Danny's money. And yes, I KNOW DANNY WILLINGLY BET HIS MONEY, BUT CASINOS ARE RIGGED!!!!
• 22. The WiFi for going out yesterday!
• 23. My cat for scratching me after I hit it with a frying pan. Don't blame me! I saw Tom and Jerry's owner to it to Tom the cat so that means it's OKAY!
• 24. The movie theater usher guy for banning me for life after I yelled "FIRE!" in one of the theaters. IT WAS A PRANK BRO!
• 25. My fucking dad! Sweriously! He's a bitch!
• 26. My music teacher for giving me detention after I sang Green Day songs.
• 27. The fucking principal (again) for suspending me because I drew pictures of one of my annoying classmates being mutilated.
• 28. Evolution, because I want to be a monkey.
• 29. Australia for banning social media so my buddy from Australia can't message me funny memes about koalas and Steve Irwin!
• 30. My other brother for calling me gay.

NOTE: BTW, this list is 100% satire!